Ethan Goff

this kid got a mammoth cock bro

“Yo you hear bout that Ethan Goff kid”

“ yuh I heard his dick destroys the pussy”

by FreeBobbyShurmeada March 01, 2019

Goff in the Chat.

Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.

Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”

by Cap.eth February 02, 2022

GOFF

GOFF, or G.O.F.F is an abbreviation of "Go Out For Fucking". To GOFF is to go out for the sole purpose of laying pipe, or getting piped, nothing else. GOFF is pronounced similarly to "goof".

Friend_1: "So do you usually go out to party? Or..."
Friend_2: "Nope, I only GOFF!"

by MARSON XDD September 15, 2021

Goff

To orgasm at random, or in mid-conversation

Ryan: "so how's your day?"

John: "Oh, it was okay, I got to... AHHH! I just goffed."

by Almosttacky December 06, 2013

Goff

Refers to a grumpy old fart, particularly at a craps or other gambling table, who brings bad mojo to the table.

We gotta Goff at our 6. Let's move tables!

by Jeepam August 07, 2021

Goff

To utterly collapse in the face of pressure. To fail to live up to even pedestrian expectations.

I goffed up that interview so bad. They asked such softball questions too.

by JordAx February 04, 2019

Goff

My teacher Mr. Goff

“Hey, who’s your teach”
“ I have Goff”

by 💪💪💪 November 18, 2022