go jump in a hole

An insult given to a very obnoxious person

Land: I know everything and am going to be really obnoxious about it.

Jam: Go jump in a hole

by Djsns December 4, 2013

Go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.

A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)

You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.

by Shrek is a potato March 23, 2023

i go camping in secret

I go camping in secret is from the television show "How I met your mother" after Ted tells Robin that he loves her, he leaves and let's her think about if she loves him back. When he wakes up he thinks of what he'll say to Robin and decides to tell her to forget he ever said it. When he exits his room he panics and yells "I go camping in secret!" Which was an allusion to temporary Lyme disease.

George: "I love you!"
Sally: "About what you're saying..."
George:"I go camping in secret!"

by Tedmoesby, architect October 12, 2017

Go sit in the car

A phrase often heard in response to an outlandishly stupid statement. This plainly means, that someone has said somthing so stupid, or you are in such disagreement, that the person who has made the statement, must now leave the group discussion to suclude himself from the discussion.

Paul: "I think i might goto a poetry reading instead of watching football"

Eric: "GO SIT IN THE CAR!"

by Pigskin31 February 3, 2010

smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble

a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.

some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.

guy walking down the street.

stoned hippy pops out of some ally.

guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"

hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"

guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."

hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"

guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"

hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.

true story

by Oktobongo April 26, 2008

Go Hard in the Motherfucking Paint

To pile at least 4 people into a basement bathroom, then proceed to smoke copious amounts of Marijuana using a vaporizer with the door closed, the fan on, the lights off, a strobe light flashing, and rave music plays on a nearby boombox/ghetto blaster.

Maria: "Hey, did you guys go hard in the motherfucking paint last weekend?"

Colin: "No, we couldn't. Nobody had a free bathroom for the night."

by SpudHawk August 14, 2012

go hard in the crayons

Similar to going hard in the paint, going hard in the crayons is going just a little bit harder, as if to say one has been going hard since they used Crayolas in Preschool.

"Man I went way too hard today. I'm way past paint, I go hard in the crayons now"

by acarnz April 27, 2012