wonderful little creatures that dance around and play with mushrooms.
Some are commonly found in backyards.
Some are commonly found in backyards.
by s March 14, 2003
by Darth Nihilus January 29, 2009
by nUggEt oWo April 16, 2019
Evil alliance race in World of Warcraft (best MMO ever) that are too hard to click and therefore... suck.
by SpikeMinoda July 12, 2005
Delightful creatures who live in a world filled with fantasy and mystery. Gnomes are known for their pointy hats, sideways walk, and for being extremely punctual.
I knew a gnome who lived in a world filled with fantasy and mystery, walked sideways, and was extremely punctual.
by Cptnshnr4 October 01, 2008
A land dwelling creature native to Towson University. Characterized by wearing oversized sports coats, spiked hair and "bling" to compensate for his unusually disfigured penis.
The Gnome's penis typically ranges anywhere 3-5 mm (when erect) and boats a single 4 inch long pubic hair stemming directly from the tip of the penis, used to attract potential mates. Not to be confused with his alter ago
"Doc Smokey"
Beware of the Gnome's unstable demeanor that may or may not elicit the following reactions:
1. Carrying around a full bottle of liqour pretending to get drunk.
2. Vicsious ankle biting
3. Lying about hooking up with girls
4. "Creeping" out girls
5. Soliciting sex from underage boys
6. Driving his parents Honda CRX when drunk
7. Perpetual virginity
The Gnome's penis typically ranges anywhere 3-5 mm (when erect) and boats a single 4 inch long pubic hair stemming directly from the tip of the penis, used to attract potential mates. Not to be confused with his alter ago
"Doc Smokey"
Beware of the Gnome's unstable demeanor that may or may not elicit the following reactions:
1. Carrying around a full bottle of liqour pretending to get drunk.
2. Vicsious ankle biting
3. Lying about hooking up with girls
4. "Creeping" out girls
5. Soliciting sex from underage boys
6. Driving his parents Honda CRX when drunk
7. Perpetual virginity
John: What do you get when you mix Sean Wolf, a Midget, and a Honda CRX?
Seth: A small statured jewish virgin with a "sweet" ride
John: Nope... you get the Gnome
Seth: A small statured jewish virgin with a "sweet" ride
John: Nope... you get the Gnome
by Shorty Shitstain April 17, 2007
verb - the act of taking pictures of a gnome/gnomes in front of or with famous places, famous people, funny signs, etc. Gnoming is often done by people with a sense of adventure and a zeal for telling exciting stories about their favorite mystical woodland creatures.
by jla101786 January 28, 2007