gnarly

Something that is twisted and deformed. That is extreamly out of charactor, to be extreamly non-conforming. Often used among skaters or surfers. can be good or bad

Dude bam margera is the gnarliest mother fucker alive! He is soooooo cool doing all that jackass shit! Man he has balls! He's soooooo fucking hott id tap that twice! That's why I named my dog after him dude my dog is gnarly as shit eating his own shit man that takes balls! He is wicked retarted!

by gretchen hardcock October 21, 2008

gnarly

big, chunky, massive, huge.

thats one gnarly truck!

they were some gnarly waves.

by Colin Bannon May 1, 2006

gnarly bastard

a song by XXXTentacion, basically his pastor thought he was toxic

I'm really gonna miss X, what a gnarly bastard.

RIP XXXTentacion

by manarchy June 21, 2018

Gnarly McGnarlington

The prophesied king of cool, master of excellence; an individual possessing near-superhuman levels of righteousness, to the point where it becomes impossible to describe said righteousness with language or define it with modern scientific methods.

After I watched him jump off the Empire State Building on his flaming motorcycle, strangling a mountain lion with one hand while pleasuring an Amazon sex goddess with the other, I knew that Ted was no mere human being, but Gnarly McGnarlington incarnate.

by Dr. Philip Seymour Hoffmann March 14, 2011

Gnarly Sheen

A phrase originally coined in Lake Tahoe on the West Shore (Best Shore) by Marie Ralston. A play on words, a twist on "Charlie Sheen" meaning crazy, insane, unbelievable etc.

It's a Gnarly Sheen blizzard outside.

I took a crazy fall on the mountain today. It was Gnarly Sheen

by Abraham Bacon Von Mazeltov October 23, 2011

gnarly consuelos

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.

Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.

by yu sun March 30, 2009

Gnarly-gnarlyisms

Words or phrases created by Charlie Sheen that are often spewed out randomly when coked out of his mind. Megalomaniac ejaculations in a diarrhea-of-the-mouth type diatribe that endorse a machismo, narcissistic ethos concerning one's life and how it should be lived.

That dude was so Sheened out of his mind last night. He was ear-fucking me with two straight hours of Gnarly-gnarlyisms. At one point he told me "I'm a fucking M1 Abrams Tank, Bro! I will use full force when strategically necessary and I will blow my fucking load when the orders come in from Command. And I am the soldier AND commander, Bingo! I have magic tank trigger fingers. WINNING!"

by Jose War March 16, 2011