A massive, large, girthy penis. It’s like she discovers gold the first time she lays eyes on it and realizes what she’s about to receive.
He dropped his boxers and he was packing a goldstick. I thought he would split me in half.
Carlos is packing a goldstick. Believe me. I’m still walking bow legged.
Carlos is packing a goldstick. Believe me. I’m still walking bow legged.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
Get the Goldstick mug.Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.
Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"
Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."
Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."
by ripjaden March 28, 2023
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The trendiest fucking 'nub' known to mankind. Will pick up on any e-trend out there as long is a possibility of being noticed by someone '1337'.
Also known as:
Entik
Also known as:
Entik
by Phenik December 16, 2004
Get the glostik mug.A single-use, translucent plastic tube containing isolated substances that, when combined, make light through chemiluminescence. Glow sticks are often used for recreation, but may also be relied upon for light during military, police, fire, or EMS operations but can also be found shoved up one's ass. Sometimes it may be difficult to fit up one's ass due to there already being rocks there.
Person A "I found a glow stick."
Person B "Where did you get it? It could of been shoved up someone's ass."
Person B "Where did you get it? It could of been shoved up someone's ass."
by BigJohn-BJ December 22, 2012
Get the glow stick mug.has super porwers of glue.All he knows about in dt is a gluestick this boyis secretly named(hopkins)
by frecles June 19, 2019
Get the gluestick man mug.The sudden or irrational fear, that somewhere, somehow, a glue stick will fly out of no where and hit you in the face.
by TheFilthyPickle April 28, 2020
Get the Gluestickaphobia mug.You see a "hot" guy once then the next few times you see him he gets less and less hot. just like a glow stick slowly burning out
G1"Hey did you see Dougie today"
G2"Yea why don't you still think he's hot?"
G1"Nah he's a glow stick theory "
G2"Yea why don't you still think he's hot?"
G1"Nah he's a glow stick theory "
by bigssssmallessssssssssssss<3 March 12, 2009
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