Suave Glob 

The act of ejaculating into one's partners hair, and then proceeding to style her hair with it.

"Hey man I heard Miles gave Jill a suave glob last night in Alex's bed"

Suave Glob by little lewd November 9, 2013

Turd Glob

When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.

“I was on the toilet all morning getting rid of the turd glob brewing inside of me all night.”

Turd Glob by MeatMaster3 November 3, 2019

Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action 

When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.

"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."

Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action by DG7205 October 28, 2020

cooch glob 

An incredible annoying and naive girl who thinks she can win the affection of any guy that she wants due to her fake innocence and class.

That girl is such a cooch glob, she thinks she can actually steal him from me?

cooch glob by biddosexkitten420 October 28, 2010

fat glob 

when someone queefs, farts, or marinates on a toilet.

“mishcatte just did a fat glob”

“FLAT GLOB *proceeds to marinate or fart”

fat glob by jiggalord February 10, 2023

dull glob 

Someone who is, quite litterially, a dull glob of shit and lies

"Hmm he's hot, I wonder what he's like"?
"O him? He's just a dull glob."

dull glob by hshshgshdjsggd April 24, 2014

banana glob

A banana filled with cum.

"Yesterday, I saw my wife using a banana glob!"

banana glob by Sloppy_toppy_banana September 16, 2023