Greasonomics

Greasonomics is the study of grease. It is where supply and command meet on the scales of grease to form the greasilibrium. An ideal situation would be one in which the grease levels are indeed high and one is maximizing the greasilibrium.

Greasonomics is...
1. Getting really greased up at a bar
2. Wearing neon/tight/bright clothing in social situations
3. Being unable to walk, so one is forced to slide.

by Jimmy Greasestrom August 1, 2011

tommy gleeson

what a legend. awesome, best thing ever, even better than sliced bread

"oi hear about tommy gleeson on the weekend?"
"nah what about him?"
"kicked 15 goals and took 70 marks."
"oh what a legend!"

by liam beale October 14, 2008

glason

Sweetest guy you will ever meet, a amazing dancer, and knows how to charm a girl.

“Glason is a amazing dance.”

by KaitlynM. February 25, 2018

Gleeson

(n) 1. The act of repeatedly cranking one's tallywhacker until it produces large quantities of gleeson juice (spermatic fluid.)

(v) Repeatedly cranking one's tallywhacker until it produces large quantities of spermatic fluid.

"Did you hear the janitor gleesoned everywhere yesterday?"
"WHAT!!??"
"He had to clean it all up and then got fired"

by crispywolf April 24, 2025

Gleesoner

A person addicted to gleesoning

"Did you hear old Toby's a gleesoner?"

"Really?"

"I always expected him, honestly."

by crispywolf April 24, 2025

Gleeson juice

Spermatic fluid, Semen, Cum, jizz, etc.

"how did you missus die"
"oh sure she died from drowning in my gleeson juice"

by crispywolf April 24, 2025

matthew gleeson

A really nice guy who was skinny, weak and a gamer, is now a really nice, smart, determined hot dude and loves his sports.

That guy is such a Matthew Gleeson.
Matthew Gleeson is the nicest guy ever.

by Drtustdyj September 15, 2017