Gilded Cunt

A woman/girl that a majority of men will find very attractive, however she will harbour various diseases and creates numerous social dilemmas.

"Dude, Cait is such a fucking Gilded Cunt, stay away from the bitch!"

by Ricky's Malice December 2, 2004

Gilberto

The best friend anyone could ever ask for.
Always has the best memes and will make you laugh at any moment. He’s always there for you no matter who you are. Gives really good hugs. Talking to him is easily the highlight of anyone’s day. He would be such a great boyfriend. He’s so easy to fall in love with. He’s sexy, cute, and charming af. Even when he won’t tell his friend who he likes he’s impossible to get mad at. He’s also an amazing fortnite buddy. All in all he’s the best person you’ll ever meet. ALSO HAS AMAZING EDGES! Lol even though he doesn’t always know it, he’s a pretty cool dude.

Gilberto is King of memes.
Gilberto is the bait.
Alexis says Gilberto is one of/ her best friend.

by T.W.I.Z.Z.L.E April 5, 2018

Gilled

A status one achieves when they become so intoxicated they leave their present state of mind and body and are taken over by aliens, ghosts, and robots. In turn, causing them quite often to end up in different area codes, falling asleep in someones house and once they are disturbed from their slumber they will vigoursly argue they are in their own home and swear on their lives their roomates are upstairs. The end result usually results in a death punch to the chest to whom ever awakes this beast.

If one can recognize someone is "Gilled" it is best to let them do as they please.

Never, Ever, Ever disturb the slumber of the "Gilled" one.

"Bro, im fittin to get "Gilled" tonight. Ill probably need 100 beers and 2 bottles of 151!"

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Im Gilled!!!!! I Live Here! I Will Eat Your First Born Child! Now Face My Death Punch To Your Chest!!!!"

"Glop glop glop glop glop, steve, getcha, getcha,...im so Gilled"

by Rage Bear December 8, 2009

Gilfette

Grandma I Love to Fuck, created to distinguish from a GILF (grandpa)

“Hey did you see Chad’s nanna? She’s such a gilfette!”

by skunk_toast January 12, 2022

Keith Gillespie

To masturbate furiously in a friends room without their knowledge.

Keith Gillespie is known for his frantic forays down the wing for numerous premier league teams and has also released a book with a passion killing picture on the cover...

"I'm just going into Colin's room for a cheeky Keith Gillespie"

by DP - Game Time January 7, 2014

ed gilbert

An Ed Gilbert is the act of taking a haymaker punch to the vagina. The aim of the Ed Gilbert is to become imbedded fully into the uterus of the recipient, at which point the puncher will begin to masturbate with his own feet, until semen spurts out of every known orifice on the human body. By the end of the Ed Gilbert the puncher will have lost his arm inside the uterus and will begin to stimulate ovulation in the female. This is commonly how the average man and woman will complete coidis. To ensure fertilisation the final actions of the Ed Gilbert include taking a two footed kick and a flying head butt at the anus of the female. Only one in five parcipiants ever survive this mating ordeal.

Is she dead?

Not sure, I heard Alex Barry gave her an Ed Gilbert though!

by Gdgdvccb January 13, 2014

Gilbert 2000s

Gilbert 2000s are the Cheap fake mexican version of Nike trainers that the broke gay hoe Gilbert Ochoa wears. You can find them on ebay or even buy a pair from China.

Marcos: "What are thooooose ?!!"

Gilbert: "Nikes..."

Marcos: "Nah they are the Gilbert 2000s !!!"

by Xxest96xX July 26, 2018