Gilmore Girls'd

(verb) The terrifying and embarrassing act of watching a TV program and then looking up and finding out that Gilmore Girls is on. Often happens when a viewer is not paying attention or falls asleep. Completely unintentional yet somehow unavoidable.
I dozed off during Full House today and I got Gilmore Girls'd.

I turned the TV on and got Gilmore Girls'd.

After I Gilmore Girls'd John, I made him chug a Smirnoff Ice for being such a tool.
by bbhb8 September 28, 2010
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Happy Gilmore

In the same category as the mouse trap, this sexual move entails distracting the blowjob giver so that the recipient may use their penis as though a golf club the likes of which happy gilmore demonstrated. A running start followed by a swing of the penis onto the blowjob givers face/forhead/back of head (if your timing is off)
Guy 1: hey! is saw your girlfriend the other day. did she get work done?

Guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my dick.

Guy 1: you straightened her nose... with your dick?

Guy 2: yea, i gave her the old happy gilmore

Guy 1: you are the man.
by ..erm? March 18, 2010
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Gilmore Girls

A show about nothing, that isn't funny, also responsible for more suicides in the U.S. each year than clinical depression. Loved and cherished by people born with out brains or a sense of humor. One more horrible show on the WB.
I lent my friend my sisters copy of Gilmore Girls season 1 as a joke and found his corpse with his wrist's spewing blood the next day.
by Payton Marshall November 10, 2008
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Happy Gilmore putt

A putt that is babied so bad that it only makes it about 1/4 of the way to the hole.
I thought I'd get a par in today, green in regulation with 15 feet to the hole... but I made a Happy Gilmore putt and of course ended up three-putting for bogey.
by HeavyD293 July 08, 2011
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Gilmore College

Absolute shithole of a high school located in Kwinana, Perth.
Known for it's drug dealers and fights, this independent public school might as well be known as a Smokemart dependent on the students selling cones and vapes in the toilets.
"yo brah what school u go to?"
"fark dard I go to Gilmore College it's so shit I swear."
"shit man i heard that place is full of junkies."
"yeah ded."
by bigjohnson2000 February 28, 2025
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gilmore girls

show that helps mom decide what's cooking for lunch. the mom and daughter are named lorelai
sooki is such a good cook!!!! mom is taking some cues about what's for lunch now. i heart gilmore girls.- Alexandria
by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019
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Bella Gilmore

An awesome, beautiful girl who wants nothing from the world around her but her friends and peace, she is the best person you can find in your life. Once you find a Bella Gilmore, you should never let her go. Ever.
Bella Gilmore: *exists*

Everyone: WHAT UP GIRL HOW ARE YA
by Definitely Not Nike November 17, 2019
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