giardia

Giardia is a disease that comes from cow feces.
And then the cows poo in the Green River, and then your canoe tips, and you aren't expecting it, and you swallow cow feces water and ten days later you get the bloody fuckin' shits.
And you have to go buy Pepto Bismal.
But you still have the bloody shits.
Because Giardia is nasty and Pepto doesn't help.

"I was on the Green River last week, and I accidentally swallowed some water from it, and now I can't leave my bathroom 'cause I got Giardia." said Nicholas,
"Oh so that's why you haven't been at school." said Steve the math teacher.
"Yup, I got the bloody shits."

by dhk ldhaljkh September 20, 2008

Glarded

A word that the Youtuber Atomic Shrimp made up in one of his his scam-baiting videos.

I'm just trying to find out if the fund is glarded.

by JazzlingJay February 27, 2021

Gilad

Gilad, the most heated person you'll ever know, but its hard not to be friends with him.
He can be nice sometimes and he's kinda friendly and give you some .cookies if you'd like

Person 1: Did he just give you a cookie?
Person 2: Yeah ididnt expect that, cuz you know, he's a Gilad!

by RogueFighter6152 June 1, 2018

girard

A person who spreads peanut butter on a keyboard and licks it.

Do you want to Girard?
Do you Girard?
I totally Girard

by Bobby Wade October 31, 2007

Girard

A corrupt, mafia-controlled town just north of Youngstown. Girard is French for "laissez-fair for sale." If you pay off the corrupt city officials, they will let you build or do anything you want. Girard contains over 3000 rental units, in varying stages of disrepair.

Girard, slum, ghetto, low-class, mafia, mob, corrupt, graft, bribe, pay-off, nepotism, cronyism

by marla56 July 25, 2009

giardini tits

when a women works out to much and looses weight in her tits

guy)omg jordan what happend?

girl)i have giardini tits.

guy)OOO

by davidmakalaster December 16, 2004

girardot

Girardot, when something rocks hard core!

John's new hat is so girardot.

by Jessika Lane Girardot February 8, 2007