GI Jane joke

A joke about Jada Pinkett Smith, where it’s pretending her for the lead role of the next GI Jane movie, because of her bald haircut.

PGRGV

Chris Rock: Jada, I love you, GI Jane too, can’t wait to see it, alright
-Will Smith slaps Chris

Chris Rock: Wow, Will Smith just smacked the sh*t out of me

Will Smith: Keep my wife’s name out of your f*cking mouth
Chris Rock: Wow dude
Will Smith: Yes!
Chris Rock: It was a GI Jane joke

by Pablo Rico March 28, 2022

gi-blow

when a very unattractive (unattractive = fucking ugly) young woman by the name of gianna uses her best moves on guys named william in an attempt to blow him

wow that ugly slut gianna just tried to gi-blow my man. that SLUT fuck

by bigdickpaul August 24, 2011

GI Jesus

A real american hero GI Jesus is there! GI Jesus is responsible for winning both world wars, all wars won by the United States, and for kicking the ass of all religious fanatics. He also grants salvation and immortality to anyone who believes he is their messiah. He allowed himself to be captured by the Romans, so that he could die for all the screwed up stuff we do. His spirit continues to fight today for the United States, agianst anyone who thinks they can defeat the good old USA.

- Hey Osama, GI Jesus is going to blow you straight to hell and then leave you there to burn for all eternity.

by Star Destroyer January 14, 2008

gi jane joke

A lame joke or insult that someone totally overeacts to. Like Will Smith

Dude, it was a GI Jane joke
- Chris Rock

by Porkasaurus March 27, 2022

GI Jose 64

a shitty noob player on xbox live who plays shitty games and masturbates all over them he also is known for using the 2 noob guns in halo 4 and black ops 2 the plasma pistol and the B23R he is known to in halo 4 plasma shoot down banshees and rape unsuspecting men

Guy 1: aww my banshee was shot down

Guy 2: with what?

Guy 1: Plasma pistol why?

Guy 3: GI Jose 64 strikes a again!

by Savario February 13, 2013

GI Ho

Any Female GI is a GI Ho. She is typically stupider and weaker then her male counterpart and never makes it quite far. She makes up for this with her extreme violent, vigourous, sexually deviant, greasy butt sex. She never is the reciever and gladly will shove her strap on penis into every guy she meets, much to their discomfort.

I met this great girl at the bar last night she seemed so nice until I got her home. She knocked the fucked out of me and took her pants off revealing a strap on which she then slammed into my butthole. It hurt as bad as getting a schlaktus shoved in there! I guess she must've been a GI Ho

by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009

gi joe

The All American Hero.

Wherever there is trouble, GI Joe is there.

by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002