ghosted it

When you take a shit that you think is huge, but you stand up and the poop is gone.

"Man I was crapping for a good 20 mintues, but when I stood up, I ghosted it and the bowl was clean!" How does that happen?!?!?!?

by ihateghosts April 1, 2009

negative ghostrider

Comes from Top Gun. DICKHEAD and not to mention funny way of saying "No"

You: Can i bum a square?
Me: Negative ghostrider, you got money"

by El Cangri April 9, 2005

ghostride

getting out of your car while its in motion and usually dancing beside or on it. originated in the bay area, specifically in oakland (the town) as a result of sideshows and similar events. a line of people ghostriding their cars/whips is known as a hyphy train

also, you do NOT need push your car... just leave it in gear when you get out and it's all good

I get dumb dumb with the windows tinted
cops pull the benz over ain't nobody in it
ghostride the whip, ghostride ya shit
when I get writer's block I'll ghostride your bitch

by baydisciple July 30, 2008

Ghostwriter

A famous song by the rapper Mad Skillz (now renamed Skillz). In that song, he says he had written lyrics for many "artists"
(such as P. Diddy, Jermaine Dupri, Will Smith, Mase etc.) as a ghostwriter and never get paid for his writing talents ! The song have the names censored, but in a live show Skillz reveals the names of motherf*ckers who don't gave the cash to the real author of "their" rhymes.

I'm a ghostwriter, im the cat that you dont see / I write hits for rappers you like and charge 'em a fee

by Ty McIntyre September 29, 2006

ghosted out

When a vehicle has both white paint and white wheels. The exact opposite of a vehilce that is murdered out.

Many first generation Ford Taurus SHOs were "ghosted out."

"Damn look at that SHO, it's ghosted out."

by madseason December 15, 2008

Ghosted

when the creeps walk straight through you in DOTA 2

"Man tha creep just ghosted me so hard"

by Maverick244 January 11, 2017

ghostwriter

The literary equivalent of the fat old guys who sang on the Milli Vanilli records. In other words, a writer who writes under someone else's name with their consent. The so-called author gets his or her name printed on the cover and receives credit for the writing while the ghostwriter does the actual work.

Celebrity and politician autobiographies are usually ghostwritten, due to the "author" having no writing talent whatsoever. What, you think Jenna Jameson and Hillary Clinton actually wrote their books?

Ghostwriters are also disturbingly common in fiction, not that anyone gives a rat's ass that Tom Clancy doesn't actually write his crappy novels.

Even if you think Harry Potter sucks, the author at least deserves credit for actually writing the books instead of hiring a ghostwriter.

by ToiletDuck September 14, 2005