feed the geese

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.

I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.

by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

Christmas Geese

The most exclusive secret society at the University of Missouri.

Rando 1: Who are those guys.
Rando 2: They must be the Christmas Geese.

by Dode April 4, 2009

boner geeked

When you’re so geeked you get a boner

Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro”

by Big 1400 May 14, 2018

“This is not the hour for silly geese”

A polite and less harsh way of saying, “this is not the time to be silly.”

And/Or: “you are acting inappropriately.”

Jason gossiped and laughed in class while another student was doing a presentation. The teacher reprimanded Jason, telling him “This is not the hour for silly geese”
“Quiet down and pay attention.”

by twenty rabbits April 28, 2021

Geese Howard

The boss of fucking bosses. Known for kicking in the face of his rival and pissing off that man's foster son Terry Bogard badly enough to come and throw Geese himself off his tower three fucking times.

Geese didn't get enough enough milk in his coffee. Geese snapped the waitress' fucking neck.

by Kaz January 1, 2004

geeked

Mind totally blown from excessive use of an upper (cocaine,crystal)

Man I got geeked last night.

by SouthernBoi August 13, 2003

geese

Armed, push in robbery of a residence, usually by force. Generally refers to home invasion of a drug dealer, or any criminal who keeps drugs, money or other valuables in their home.

Last night, Felix the weed dealer got geesed by two dudes dressed up as UPS drivers.

by FGism December 29, 2008