Grazer

A highly offensive term to describe vegans

Holy shit dude, look at that fuckin grazer.

Yeah man shits not natural

by WyteBoah February 2, 2023

Hanes grazer

Derogatory term for a homosexual male. First used by Howard Stern.

"Are you just another turd tapping Hanes grazer!?"

by Carl J. Maltese April 13, 2007

GeezerBird

A female who displays desirable male characterstics (such as toilet humour or alcoholism) without sacrificing their feminity.

The way Miriam downed beer out of a teapot made me think she was a proper "Geezerbird".

by Lotney Sloth April 14, 2008

meat gazer

1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.

2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.

3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)

1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."

2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"

3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."

4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"

by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006

Meat Gazer

N. Man who is in a threesome with one women and another man who stares at the other mans ram rod instead of nailing the woman.

Dude, Chuck is such a MEAT GAZER. Chuck and I were nailing your sister last night, and Chuck would not stop meat gazing my junk.

by Dervienerslider November 3, 2009

diamond geezer

a legendary hero

cheers mate your a diamond geezer

by angelus August 14, 2003

shark gazer

A shark gazer is a white woman who is not a full blown mud shark but is shark-curious.

I just saw your girl just check out a black dude... is she a mud shark?

I don't think so, she said she never hooked up with a black guy.

I guess she's a shark gazer then, you should dump her before she turns into a mud shark.

by thisisnotJG July 7, 2010