get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

at least it can't get any worse

Something you say right before things get a lot worse.

Man: "My mom just died. Well, at least it can't get any worse!"
*Gets hit by an 18-wheeler*

by A Fish Out Of Water April 12, 2016

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

when you look up cat on urban dictionary,

you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat

by notPighy October 1, 2021

lets get naked and throw ice at each other

One of many failed pick up lines used by skinny small town men to try to catch a glimpse of female breasts.

"Lets get naked and throw ice at each other." "Uhh Maybe Later."

by Anonymous friend April 11, 2005

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

woah 😳 ඞ

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🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

by i won't be here again ever May 5, 2021

At least I dont get shot in school

The dreadful sentence that British people use as a comeback to a American arguing with them.

Bob: At least I dont get shot in school
Bill: *Gasps in shock*

by I´d rather not May 9, 2022

GET OUT OF MY CAR NAAAAAW sir you are not to yell at me

GOOMCNsyantyam means get out, go to the hospital and dont call an uber ever again.

GET OUT OF MY CAR NAAAAAW sir you are not to yell at me

by Wth does pseudonym mean? January 31, 2021