Someone who is handsome and ugly at the same time. Usually have a beard, almost no friends, and a chode. You are not quite sure if this is a good or bad thing so you just deal with it.
by GLanonymous October 21, 2010
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Suspect: Yo Gandalf Grey Balls over there kicked my ass.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.
by Chicoguy December 5, 2012
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Get the Gaza mug.Gaydar is the ''sixth sense'' that any gay man or lesbian woman has built into their genes that allows them to detect anyone within their immediate area who is also a ''member of the family''. Gaydar is NOT based on whether a gay man is flamboyant or whether a lesbian is masculine. Gaydar is activated and does detect other gays whether they are openly gay or not.
Maria: ''Angelo, I need you to tell me whether or not my new male friend is gay, because these days, one can never really tell.''
Angelo:"Maria, my gaydar has not gone off, so no, he's not gay. Trust me."
Maria:"Thanks Angelo. I knew that you'd tell me if my new crush really liked men more than he wanted to let on."
Angelo:"No biggie. What good is having gaydar if I can't use it to help my best girlfriend?"
Angelo:"Maria, my gaydar has not gone off, so no, he's not gay. Trust me."
Maria:"Thanks Angelo. I knew that you'd tell me if my new crush really liked men more than he wanted to let on."
Angelo:"No biggie. What good is having gaydar if I can't use it to help my best girlfriend?"
by IkeishiiDai November 15, 2009
Get the Gaydar mug.Gaddafi (v): to stab or poke another person in the butt with a sharp or pointy object.
Origin: An episode of Daniel Tosh's Tosh.0 examined video footage of Muamar Gaddafi's capture and subsequent execution, and found that shortly after being caught by rebels, one man viciously stabbed Gaddafi several times in the anus with a utility knife.
Origin: An episode of Daniel Tosh's Tosh.0 examined video footage of Muamar Gaddafi's capture and subsequent execution, and found that shortly after being caught by rebels, one man viciously stabbed Gaddafi several times in the anus with a utility knife.
by Dr. Sumarov July 26, 2012
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by square wheel June 28, 2007
Get the Gandalfgasm mug.Similar to Spidermans Spidey-sense, except where Spiderman's spidey-sense detects imminent danger, a gaydar detects a homosexual nearby, either thru hearing the tone of one's voice or observing the style of their movement, which sets off the realization that this person may prefer members of the same sex. (Being a homosexual, deal with the definition, because most should defend this one!)
by Khyber Kitsune November 18, 2004
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