Definitions by Chicoguy

Gandalf Grey Balls 

An extremely old, grey haired cop that is ready for retirement but still packs a punch and likes to kick ass

Suspect: Yo Gandalf Grey Balls over there kicked my ass.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.

Gandalf Grey Balls by Chicoguy December 5, 2012

MFTTABOKITR 

More Fun Than Throwing A Box Of Kittens In The River

That party last night was MFTTABOKITR!

MFTTABOKITR by ChicoGuy January 8, 2011