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Garreth

A very brown man who is a living meme. Living personification of doge. Also likes cats and can be scary yet nice
He's acting like a total garreth when he shouldn't be!
by Something Hispanic October 15, 2016
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gayret

A kid who’s items are full of hair. He is disgusting and will piss in ur bed, then eat your ass. He always explains his jokes and actions making him sound like he is 5. He is bisexual and wants you. He is an idiot and looks like he is 6 years old

Faggot
You are such a gayret, your bi and you like you are 6
by Gay defection pure May 20, 2018
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Gareth

Gareth is a fun guy.
This looks like a Gareth.
by Gdawgggggghgg September 9, 2020
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Gareth48

i cooked a hot pocket in the gareth48
by DangerCow July 19, 2021
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Gareth Carling

A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.

Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.

In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.

Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Gareth Carling’s done an absolute madness! Gaz on a mad one!
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
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Gareth Davies

Gareth Davies is one hell of a bassist. A very hot guy also. He is the bassist for the also very good Funeral For A Friend.
'whoa..it's Gareth Davies'
'ooooh, it's musky who plays the bassoon'
by Hayley November 21, 2004
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The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.
The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.
by Master_D October 22, 2020
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