gaylore

n: the unwritten stories and myths of gay subculture, disseminated orally

For many reasons, the closet is a prominent feature in gaylore.

by Lukky Toni September 12, 2005

Gaylord Focker

1. The name of Ben Stiller's Character in the movie "Meet the parents"
2. Slang for "Hey you, homo"

Me: "Hey, dude, DUDE...Gaylord Focker!!!"
you: Dederp???

by King Kong December 15, 2003

gayoriffic

When something goes above and beyond being just gay

Taylor: "Did you go to the footbal game last night?"
Alex: "No, everytime i go i see guys smacking each others asses, its totally gayoriffic."
Alex: "No offense Nate"

by yelsom8 March 14, 2008

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

by Mr Connor October 1, 2007

Gaylor Swift

gaylor swift is the belief that taylor swift loves woman. they believe that she has dated dianna agron and karlie kloss.

person a: i just listened to reputation and the song dress shocked me, is it about her boyfriend?

person b: it’s such a gaylor swift song look at the lyrics

by the party don’t start October 12, 2020

gayporned

The act of someone opening large amounts of gay porn on somebodys unattended computer at work, college, etc.

Bob: "I'm just headed to the toilet Steve."
Steve: "'Kay."
*Steve proceeds to open up many gay porn sites on Bob's unoccupied computer, Bob later returns, realising he's been gayporned*
Bob: "Oh, fuck you Steve!"
Boss: "What the hell is this, Bob!?"
Bob:"FUUUUU-"

by Go-bah Locks October 27, 2011

Gasgorilla

When a fart becomes consequently trapped between your sack, and your gooch.

There I was in the olive garden when a gasgorilla caught me unawares.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing with myself, but i was just trying to free a gasgorilla.

by Capt. Waxinflaxin January 9, 2017