Graison

Graison is the hottest and kindest person you will ever meet. Her bouncy energy can light up any room or make anyone smile. She always seems put together on the outside even when things may bother her. But, she always puts others first even when she may feel broken. Sometimes she feels as she isn't good enough even though others see her true beauty. A Graison is someone with you through thick and thin. You are lucky to have a Graison.

Stranger: who's that girl and the swaggiest outfit with the biggest smile
Me: that must be Graison
Stranger: I better get myself a graison

by pipo7227 November 21, 2021

Gaison

The best person to ever exist. He has the best laugh and never knows what to say but somehow he makes every second spent with him imaginably amazing. His little stutters and immense love will have you giggling and kicking your feet.

Wow, I can't believe I had the privilege to meet Gaison.

by imtheluckiestpersontoexist June 20, 2022

Sly Garrison

A smooth criminal. one who keepts an extrodanaraily low profile, never gets caught.

Boy 1 "yo i just showed mrs hiles homework from three weeks ago and she thought it was last nights"

Boy 2: Sly Garrison!

by smooth criminal 3233 June 1, 2009

Garrison Forest Girl

"The Forest" as it is called is home to many many many many many many, bitches, these girls are very aggressive when choosing their mates, and don't stop until they achieve what the label to be success. Many are very pretty, but don't be fooled there are many ugly garrison girls, many are also drunks, and at the same time have 4.0 GPA's. Don't ever approach a moderately attractive Garrison Girl...she will rip your fucking neck off, with her annoyingness.

However there always are excpeptions, and there are normal, non-aggressive, pretty, and smart Garrison Girls. But beware, even they have problems.

H...h...how could you say something like that to me

by a man with the worst July 25, 2010

Garrison Level

The point where the volume from any given audible source (i.e. music, movie, television show, etc.) reaches and/or exceeds an acceptable level for enjoyment and is indeed no longer enjoyable by anyone.

Yeah, it was real relaxed upstairs at 20th last night until the movie reached Garrison Level.

Dude, turn that music down, we're approaching Garrison Level here, I like having eardrums.

by slickwillypie May 4, 2010

Garrison

To tall for his age

Man that kid is a Garrison

by GarryTheGator June 6, 2018

Garrison Goggles

in the military we suffer from something called "Garrison goggles" the longer you're in garrison the better ugly/fat chicks look...total loss of standards...sanity....dignity, hope...

See also: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+goggles">Beer Goggles</a>

Garrison Goggles: A Man afflicted with Garrison Googles will hit on any girl in sight no matter what she looks like, at the expense of his pride, self respect, and self esteem.

by sanjit_ September 26, 2008