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Gargling Spaget

Action of deep-throating multiple Italian Men at the same time.
The only reason she got the job at the Vespa factory was because she was a pro at Gargling Spaget.
by LordDadBod January 27, 2020
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Gaggling

Oh man, did you see johnny? He was gaggling when he got on that ride!
by Ethnoid December 14, 2022
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Gargling

Popular in Mormon culture akin to soaking and durfing. It is when a girl sucks on the testicles of a dude instead of giving him a blowjob as to avoid the Judgement of the almighty
“Yo. Emileigh totally gargled this fetch out of me after seminary last night!! Slobbered on my boys real good!”

“Emileigh is wild for gargling you like that!”
by L@mbch0ps August 10, 2023
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bologna gargling

Quit bologna gargling, someone will think you robbed a sperm bank.
by joeogio February 22, 2011
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Cum Gargling Vaginasaur

A self-absorbed, super-egotistical woman, generally in her late 20s or early 30s, who creates an online dating profile with a profoundly opinionated view of herself and her requirements. Typical indicators of whether one is a cum gargling vaginasaur are the listing of one's favorite pseudo-intellectual novels with titles so artsy as to be vomit inducing, as well as the stating of one's personality type according to the 'what in the world of fucks is that' Myer-Briggs Type Indicator system. The true sexual orientation of a cum gargling vaginasaur is never known, as she prefers to invent her own orientation, unique to herself, which did not previously exist. As with a gecko that sheds its tail when threatened, a cum gargling vaginasaur similarly sheds her integrity when faced with the prospect of sucking on a black 12 incher in a process commonly referred to as 'hypocrisy'.
Why is it that I only ever get matched with cum gargling vaginasaurs when perusing these dating sites?!
by 36thDisciple April 18, 2018
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gaygling

the sounds homos make when at gayplay (when gay giggle in bed)
oh, fukin disgusting, are they gaygling again in the bathroom?
by Arshan March 8, 2005
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Garglingsmurffuck

First u have to paint a male miget in a mixture of cum(from at least 10 doners) and blue die (paint at least 3 coats)
then shove the miget int a lesbians pussy while a straight girl is having sex with a gay man on the lesbians back all while whatching oprea and listening to slayer. every one must then do the mexican hat dance before leting the miget out. this process will cure the miget of cancer.
once a baby was in the the middle of times square when a car crashed into it causing the car to explode meraculasly the baby servived only it got cancer the miget was that baby. then at the age 6 the child performed this miricle cure, the Garglingsmurffuck to cure himself from that cancer.
by Mcjiggles January 13, 2008
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