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Gaston Extra Orafice

The hole in the abdomen attached to a colostomy bag. A rarely used sexual orafice whose use is often frowned upon by polite society. This orafice is not found on all people, but when found should be used with care.
Betty and Bill had been married for nearly 42 years and there was little magic left in their marriage. But after many beers and shots of tequila they discovered that her Gaston Extra Orafice was a great way to bring back the magic. Bill was especially aroused when he realized that this Gaston Dirty No No Hole allowed him to do an Alabama Hot Pocket with out all the work.
by bullyschongle March 17, 2010
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Gaston meneses

A “Gaston meneses” is a very unsettling creature. It waddles on it’s only two legs and consistently makes very odd noises for attention. It’s favorite word is “Frat” and if you want to make it happy just talk about Greek life. Many have said that it’s eyes have traces of evil in them and it’s intentions are cruel.

WARNING: Do not get it drunk, if you do. Just let it be alone for a couple hours till it sobers up.
Did you see that “Gaston meneses” at rush? It had eyes like a great white and was very on edge whole time.
by THE TREE BRANCH 99 April 2, 2022
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gemstone

the epitome of a true dollface. a wonderful term of endearment.
Oh, thanks for buying me a beer you little gemstone.
by CoCoNugFace August 4, 2008
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Gastonisize

To unfairly villainize or otherwise cast someone in a dark light.

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Heath chose not to share his TV with his roommate. His roommate got upset and immediately gastonisized him.
by Eekmin September 13, 2014
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gemstoned

Being high af whilst admiring valuable gemstones
Bro I caught Sandra in the jewelry store and she was completely gemstoned
by Spencer's July 15, 2017
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Gaston Empire

by Geontop February 15, 2021
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Gaston Challenge

When your significant other agrees to give you on demand blow jobs for a month straight for attaining a set goal. Upon finishing, the significant other will have a chiseled jaw like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast from all the effort.
Yo! My girl said she would go for the Gaston Challenge if I lost 20lbs!
by Big Reox February 19, 2021
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