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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.

Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
"Oh my God, is Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Illinois"
"Thank you for your service Gail Lewis"
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Gail

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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.

Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
"Oh my God, is Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Illinois"
"Thank you for your service Gail Lewis"
by anonymous November 26, 2023
mugGet the Gail Lewismug.

Gail Roanne

pogi, perfection, cool voice, faultlessness, immaculateness, supremacy, brilliance, guitar, art, knit, animation, pogi, charming, one in the cosmos, poetry, ;)) uwu
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Gail Lewis

More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.

A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
Oh my God, it’s Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Morris Illinois
Thank you for your service Gail Lewis”
by anonymous November 26, 2023
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Gail Hoe

An womaninizer, perfectionists that goes around pulling under devolped men in bed. They try to fix up their problems in bed, along with their dick size and premature ejaculuation
Jenny: Hey Ben, want in tonight
Ben: no I don't sleep with Gail Hoes
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Gail’s Gash

A woman who uses her special parts to seduce all genders. Often quite angry and strict with a violent tendencies
“Yo ya mam is a right Gail’s gash. How long you band in for? Did she give you that bruise?”
by Army man Paul October 27, 2019
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