great gilf

Great grandmother I'd like to fuck.

"Bro let's go to the nursing home and lure out great gilfs ;)."

by Scarlet_shadow September 1, 2017

gilflirted

When the skin between the pussy and asshole get worn out and there is just one big hole.

Man, that is one nasty gilflirted bitch

by The CMEN December 31, 2004

GMILF

A Grandmother I'd Like To Fuck

That guys grandmother is a proper GMILF

by Mr Milkhead February 11, 2009

gilf

acronym for Grandmother Id Like to Fuck

lady in bowflex commercial

by mreee May 13, 2005

gilf

Grandpa id like to fuck.
(Something Alisha will never be)

Damn, look at Nathaniel over there, he may be old but he's still a goodie. such a GILF

by donotcontest December 18, 2013

gaillardia

Affluent gated community of northern Oklahoma City with multi million dollar homes and rich as fuck residents. Similar to Buck head in Atlanta and Scottsdale in Arizona. Don't even think of driving through to look at homes as you will be kindly told to go elsewhere by the racist security force.

Security Guard 1: Is that a Negro approaching up the road?

Security Guard 2: Yep, call out the gaillardia intercept team and arm them with tasers.

by xzybit February 18, 2008

GILFITA

Granny
I'd
Like to
Fuck
In
The
Ass

My god! Muriel is such a Gilfita. Id taste her prunes anyday.

by turboman26 October 22, 2009