Gaffed

When you hit your golfing buddy sending them into having to eat through a tube for 4 weeks and having 3 caved in teeth

You just got Gaffed

by Chuungy August 8, 2018

jim gaffigan

An extremely funny comedian, in my opinion, the only comedian ever who can even come close to mitch hedberg, a comedy god. was also on that 70's show, as was mitch, and was in super troopers.

likes to talk about hot pockets, and during shows talks to himself....also very pale

my wife recently went through a period of extreme laziness, or as she likes to call it...Pregnancy. "i'm tired", honey just move those cinderblocks..."its cold" well ill let you in as soon as you move the cinder blocks.-Jim Gaffigan

by vinnah July 14, 2006

gaffle pirately

v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.

my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.

i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.

i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.

im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.

by Amy Christ December 20, 2007

gaff tape

High-quality cloth-backed adhesive tape. Stronger, stickier, more reliable, and generally about 1000x more versatile than duct tape. Also as much as $25/roll. Fixes just about anything and everything and can be used to rig up just about anything on a photo of cine shoot. Has a strong cult-like following among professionals in the visual arts.

Hey - take up the slack in that cord and gaff it to the C-stand.

by Dave "Bulldog" Munson December 9, 2003

Sitting In The Gaff

"I was sitting in the Gaff and I had no fucking clue"

Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.

Bob - "Do you understand the maths question?"
MC Monty - "Nah Im sitting in the gaff right now."

by MC Monty July 1, 2020

Jim Gaffigan

A Guy that does the Hot Pocket jokes (Fuckin' Hilarious) and also the inventor of the Pale Force cartoon where he and Conan O'Brien fight crime by using there pale chests to blind their enimies and then shoot them with lasers that come from their nipples.............Pimped!

Jim Gaffigan: Nobody ever eats a hot pocket and says that was delicious. It more like....... I wanna diiiiieeeeeee!!........HOT POCKET...Diarreah Pocket!

by B-Hill July 30, 2008

gayfest

a term that names the general level of gayness of any event, place, or gathering of more than 3 people.

this place turned into a real gayfest since her flappers came out of her shirt

by Steve Terrill May 14, 2008