Hook ya in the gabber m8!

British slang for I'll punch you in the mouth.

Hermione "But Ron that chocolate was mine..."
Ron "Ya better shut ya mouth ya cheeky cunt or I swear to christ I'll hook ya in the gabber m8!

by mrperson123 December 13, 2018

Gabe Sweater

The American Apparel purple sweater that Gabe Saporta (from Cobra Startship) wears and made popular.

Person one: Hey, thats a Gabe Sweater *points to someone with purple american apparel sweater*

Person with sweater: A what?

Person one: We can't be friends anymore

by anonymous IIV February 13, 2009

gabbae

Some bitch who deadass walks around with fake ass timbs thinkin she all that annd shit. Listens to trash music, usually earrape with her friends and admires hitler's incentives to incinerate the jews. Usually wild gabbae has a damn long snapchat story consisting of New Yorkers being fuckingg wild mY GUY(but everyone skips her snapchat stories cos theyre fucking long), with a little hint of minecraft and a drawing of lisapham99 on her fucking thumB. smh gabbae.

"loL deadass b gabbae with her fucking 10fps ur shit" gabbae: " INDIAN DING DING DONG DING -BITDCH WHAT DID YOU SAY??!?!??!?!!"

by WHIP_ME_MOMMY March 1, 2017

Gabe Newell

The co-founder and CEO of the video game studio known as Valve Software. Gabe serves as the unofficial face of Valve; the studio is widely associated with him and he is widely associated with the studio.

Valve are infamous for their long development cycles, with games that can be in development for as long as 9 years. Combined with frequent delays, these long development times have created the Valve time phenomenon.
Many in-jokes about these delays and long development times were formed. These jokes often make fun of the studio and Gabe himself, calling him lazy and mocking his weight. He is also pictured as a rather greedy man who wants to "keep Half Life 2 Episode 3 to himself" and commonly makes obscure excuses in order to delay it farther. One of the largest spin offs of this small meme is the nickname "Gaben".

Most users of these jokes are found in large Valve communities, such as the Team Fortress 2 community and the Half Life community.

Ex. 1:
A: "Why Valve aren't releasing Episode 3 yet?"
B: "Because Gabe Newell ate the Episode 3 game files."
Ex. 2:
A: "What happened to the new Left 4 Dead update? I should have been out almost 3 days ago!"
B: "Gabe delayed it again."

by TheYeIIowDucK June 7, 2011

Gabe

A very good looking person who loves gaming and is very smart. You can rarely find games in North America. A Gabe has a strong sense of humour that can make someone's day. If you have found a Gabe, you must value of it and care for it the rest of your life. Gabes are quite awesome.

A Gabe walked into the room and half of the people noticed him.

by E_is_for_me October 18, 2012

Gabee

A beautiful, smart, amazing girl with a killer smile and big brown eyes. She is loud, sometimes obnoxious, funny as hell, is really nice, and is just all around amazing. She is the best girl a guy could ever have and any guy lucky enough to have her should keep her around for a very long time.

Dude, I had the most amazing time with Gabee yesterday, I love her so much. She's amazing.

by OverdoneMold August 23, 2011

Gabaldoned

A verb used to dismiss fanfiction. Named in honor of the author, Diana Gabaldon, who blogged about her displeasure with fanfiction writers who “borrowed” her characters.

slashlvrnc17 left the fandom after her latest PWP story was gabaldoned.

My latest story on LJ was gabaldoned by some nasty readers, but I had the last word and deleted their comments.

by srsgeek May 18, 2010