Garth Bow is a medical ailment that effects a large number of people across the world. It is a serious illness that can affect victims work and social life. Symptoms include a lack of sense of humor, grumpiness and has also been know to effect other areas of the body if treated correctly for example Garth-Knee, Garth-Eye and Garth-Breath.
Oh my god i have Garth Bow and it Hurts
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Holy hell your Garth Bow looks bad
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I didnt get my Garth Bow treated and now ive got Garth Knee too
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Holy hell your Garth Bow looks bad
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I didnt get my Garth Bow treated and now ive got Garth Knee too
by Doctor Garthy September 12, 2013
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Mr. Garthson murdered 12 children in his grade 9 class because they couldn't find X in the formula, what a shithead
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The most high feeling you can have from smoking marijuana. Garthed represents a further removal from sobriety, or reality, than hafed. (see: hafed).
by Grant Morby June 30, 2009
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It is said to be the size of a double decker bus, and can shoot poison darts from 1356ft below sea level with 98% accuracy. It also has the ability to fly, but airtime does not generally exceed 12 seconds.
It has only been seen twice, and it is said that Garthangiclaw let these people live (after eating their vessel and remaining crew) for the specific purpose of telling its story (yes, Garthangiclaw can talk).
It is said to be the size of a double decker bus, and can shoot poison darts from 1356ft below sea level with 98% accuracy. It also has the ability to fly, but airtime does not generally exceed 12 seconds.
It has only been seen twice, and it is said that Garthangiclaw let these people live (after eating their vessel and remaining crew) for the specific purpose of telling its story (yes, Garthangiclaw can talk).
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by 1029384756g December 3, 2011
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Matthew McConaughey has come down with a severe case of Garth Brooks syndrome, because his Instagram announcement video was unbearable.
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