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A "Gurp" is a guy who secretly cares about a girl way too much, but acts like she’s “mid” and irrelevant in front of his friends to protect his aura.
He talks about her like she’s nothing but checks everything she does. That’s gurp.
He said she’s nothing special, but his mood changes based on her replies. He’s gurp.
Gurp by Mr Gurpman March 18, 2026
Related Words
gurp gurpreet gurple Gurpal Gurpin gurping gurpartap Gurped Gurpinder Gurprit
I was Gurp'n chasin money with a chip in my phone.

Gurp City 

A collection of musicians, rappers, artists and fans worldwide, dedicated to hip hop music with an emphasis on getting drunk, doing drugs and having fun.

Being so drunk or under the influence of drugs that you are no longer in control of yourself.

Nick names for Chico Ca., San Francisco Ca., Asheville NC or Phioniox Az.
Gurp City? Fool its like Vegas! I was so gurp city last night.
Gurp City by L Ron Hustler June 2, 2011

gurp sauce 

A very ugly woman thats high on methamphetamines.

The sauce from which gurp comes from.
"That gurp sauce neighbor stacy was looking through my yard at 3 in the morning last night again..."
gurp sauce by Linty July 8, 2003

Gurp Method 

A gambling method designed to exploit statistical loopholes in games of chance, ensuring a 95% success rate with occasional significant payouts. It combines advanced predictive algorithms, pattern recognition, and progressive risk management to consistently outperform standard odds.
Tony created the Gurp Method to be able to pay off his college debt
Gurp Method by goiines December 26, 2024

purple gurp

The act of hitting the front brake handle too forcefully on a bicycle, causing the torso to slide forward and the scrotum to painfully smack the handlebar brace. After the pain subsides, the swelling and purple testicles become a reminder of this careless mistake.
Hahaha -- did you see Stanley just pull a purple gurp? Swear to god, he flew over the handlebars after smashing his sack!
purple gurp by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012