Glasgow

Hey, at least its not Edinburgh!

"The un-official capital of Scotland"

Edinburgh = Skaffy "K" heads - on a mission to get mullered!

Glasgow = Good Clean Fun"

by GonzoGlasgow January 11, 2006

Glasgow Kiss

A Head Butt aimed purely at the lips, causing them to Split open, Swell and or bleed.

The Glasgow kiss was founded in the UK and is still used today as a surprise attack as the faces come together when trying to intimidate one another; this is usually when it’s the most opportune time to strike.

“Do you know what a Glasgow Kiss is?” BAM!!! “Now Ya Do!”

by Cockais April 19, 2010

Glasgow

Imagine going to a place as a tourist and constantly being stopped when you pull your map out... by people saying in a charming Glaswegian accent "Ah ken glasgow better than that map, whar you headin?" This happened four times in the day we were there. Lovely people, felt like being in Manchester. Buchanan Bus Station past 10 feels a bit horrible but hey ho we survived!

In Glasgow...

Glaswegian - Need help?
Me - Yes please, by the way are you going to rape and knife me?
Glaswegian - No, we're not in Paisley!

by Manc96 April 13, 2013

gasgous

Arabic for homosexual, small sized male with no genitals. The word is also used to describe transexual males in lebanon.

Ayreh b rasak chaafit gasgous mentek m2a77ab!

by maniouk March 17, 2009

Glasgow Facial

Like the spiderman (where a male pulls out during sex, cums in his hand and throws it into his partners face) although instead of throwing, just smushes it into their face instead.

"Treated my bird to a nice Glasgow Facial the other day, she weren't too happy".

by Lynneface April 17, 2005

Port Glasgow

Town, Next door to Greenock.It's a bit like Greenock's uglier noisier annoying little brother,Home to the Port bird and lots of Glasgow Celtic supporters.

Port Glasgow is more commonly called the Port

by william the wallace March 16, 2006

Glasgow Kiss

A Headbutt that knocks someone out. The headbutt is much used as a method of attack in Glasgow pubs on a friday night- hence the name The Glasgow Kiss.

Drunkard in a fight: "Say that once more mate and you'll be getting the Glasgow Kiss"

by Regis from Bognor April 9, 2006