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grease your gator

Dude you can't grease your gator right now. Wait until we get out of my grandma's living room.
by LustyBear September 8, 2009
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sphincter grease

sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.):

1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).

-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
I wouldn't be sliding all over this god damned linoleum car seat if it weren't for all this fucking sphincter grease
by Def Batface April 9, 2009
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no grease

a threat in prison that is effective under most circumstances.
It refers to anal rape, and when one says "no grease," or "I'ma hit you with no grease," this means that they do not intend to use any sort of lubrication during the anal rape. One of the scaries things someone can say to you in jail.
"Bitch you better toss my salad before i hit you with no grease!"
by J-ho's pimp August 20, 2006
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greasepot

Term giving to someone who has acheived a certain level of greasiness. Can be used for greasy hair, skin or a general greasy presence. Greasepot generates from the disease Greasitis, where a person; normally a youth; develops grease so potent it is physically impossible to look at he/she in excess of 5.3 seconds.
Tom is such a spotty prick, the fucking greasepot.
by 00Grease1 October 15, 2009
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Grease The Elevator

1) To screw up, make a big mistake (aka) making something that falls to the ground, fall or fail even faster.

2) "Self Pleasure" with some form of lubricant. She totally busted him watching porn, and "Greasing the Elevator."
1) Man, Tyson really "Greased the Elevator" in that meeting.

2) When she walked in - Tyson had porn on the TV, a giant jar of KY; so it was pretty obvious he was about to "Grease the Elevator."
by U of M Professor March 8, 2012
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greaaat

the state of mind when you and your friends are high as fuck and all you can think about is how everything is so greaaat.
Damn Angel that steamroller was greaaat and so is life right now.
by greaaat March 4, 2013
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Cheese Grease

The stain left by the unkempt. The sweat stains of unbathed track and field coaches. The residue left on surface areas, caused by sweat, grime, and or festering body odor.
"Johnny" sat down at my desk, and when he got up, he left a puddle of cheese grease.
by grouseking December 9, 2008
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