You: Hi grandad! Havent seen you in a while, whats up?
Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.
Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.
by Kcoda August 3, 2022
Get the Grandadmug. A delightful island gentleman who always acts in a manner akin to a responsible boomer. (Until the nosebeers kick in)
by anonymous November 18, 2020
Get the Black Grandadmug. This was a the definition of abuser. This person is extremely annoying and cannot seem to just leave Falon, Summer and Bailey alone. Send this person to prison urgently.
by Amazing person 😜 February 11, 2022
Get the grandad phil the girlmug. 
Get the grandadmug. by #justsayin' May 9, 2014
Get the Grandad Pocketmug. A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...
Well, who knows.
These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Well, who knows.
These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?
Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.
Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.
Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
by LiftFart November 15, 2011
Get the Standard Grandadmug.