Goostastic

Something of utter amazingness, such that it is akin to the amazing thumb breaking strength, or utter hygienic qualities of a flock of geese!

I hope that your children have many goostastic adventures.

by Prendeil August 3, 2008

Gooshtified

Intentionally shooting a player in a game called Counter-Strike 1.6 as a means to hit the unarmored head which caused a goosh and blood splatter type sound completely obscuring the players aim.

The whole team was gooshtified.

Player John Doe has left the game, he was gooshtified.

by gooshtified March 12, 2013

goofter

Man jam, cum

Man that bitch just swallowed my goofter

by spankell March 5, 2016

goosetrumps

The physical appearance that develops when getting nervous about Trump becoming president.

As seen on Buzzfeed News. "Republicans on Captial Hill had Goosetrumps at the thought of Trump winning the nomination"

by AshyLarold August 30, 2016

goostee

This "thing" is a nice prick that eats pussy and fucks eagles and shits on Fluxes and he is the best minecrafter ever

an goostee is like a goose

by GOOSTEE June 18, 2016

Gooftits

A gooftits is any basic goof who acts like an aggrieved rotten tit over any perceived minor inconvenience

Jerry: “There’s some leftover chalk on the deadlift bar!”
Any reasonable person: “Calm down you fuckin’ gooftits, it’s not a big deal.”

“Martha was acting like a complete gooftits the other day because a customer asked her to break a dollar for some quarters. What a complete fucking gooftits.”

by Shaddap069 April 30, 2019

goosetingle

A feeling of much goose

I’ve just got a goosetingle

by Dhakdbusbdirbs June 17, 2019