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Guinness Godmother / Godfather

The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.
OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!

I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!

I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!
by Banshee & Ghost November 10, 2007
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Myspace Mobsters Godfather

The creator/owner of the Myspace Application, Mobsters! He is a very unintelligent fool, who try's to fix things that aren't broken, and wont tell you how to use new things he adds.
"You can only send 16 energy boosts to your top mobs each day."

"The Myspace Mobsters Godfather is already dead."
by Donkey Puncherellis May 13, 2009
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Ur godfather a dog fucker

This insult dwarfs ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay. This insult can end someone’s life just by saying it
Peter: “Carl, ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.”
Carl: “ur godfather a dog fucker”
Peter: *dies*
by Paulffaaggoooott515 March 13, 2018
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Godfather BTB

Someone who is The Godfather of big time bitches aka BTBs
Lebron James is The Godfather BTB because of his move to Miami and other bitchassness
by GANJEWINXI January 7, 2021
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Godfather

In the context of Wildehaven, "godfathers" are supportive men who provide guidance, financial assistance, and mentorship to women in need. Unlike the term "sugar daddies," godfathers offer their support to empower women, helping them to rebuild their lives and achieve independence, while fostering a positive and respectful relationship based on mutual benefit and personal growth.
Hey Shayla, I just met a Godfather from Wildehaven! He is sooo charming!
by anonymous July 30, 2024
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Godfather strats

The ability to be on the other side of the map when the whole team is dead. Also only uses Ella and ash to get kills.
Classic Godfather strats, no where near the team.
by Zammit14 December 29, 2017
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Godfather

a guy who presents a kid during baptism and agrees to be responsible for their religious instruction.
He is the godfather of her son.
by Arminkshipper June 16, 2024
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