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Globetrotting

Alright, this only works if the man is shorter than the woman.
In the act of sex, the man is on top. He moves his legs in a running motion, as if playing basketball. And reaches up towards the woman's chest, grasping the boobs.
Why is he with that tall girl

Dude they like globetrotting
by SleezyPete69 January 20, 2011
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glibertarian

A glibertarian is literally a glib, i.e. unserious, libertarian, which is redundant, as libertarians are, fundamentally, anarchists. Individuals who self-identify as "glibertarians" are akin to the Trumpists who proudly call themselves "deplorables." In fact, most glibertarians are aligned not with the political left but with the lawless, Trumpist right. Glibertarians have largely abandoned standard libertarianism for a more radical and extremist far-right ideology with Trump as their standard-bearer.
Glibertarians have a strong love of liberty and don’t fit well in the usual Left-Right political and social dichotomy. Our philosophies range from anarcho-capitalism to established mixed economies. Some of us believe in completely open borders and some don’t. We have pro-lifers sharing space with pro-choicers. Religious rubbing elbows with atheists. In other words, we have no consistent, objective philosophy. We're glib!
by Nano Man April 22, 2022
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Harlem Globetrotter

A sterotypical black male (Harlem) who gets women pregnant, and leaves his state/country never to be seen again, or for at least 20 years as to avoid child support. (globetrotter). Usually goes by an alias to the females he impregnates as to further disrupt any efforts at locateing him.
Hood rat: Where yo baby daddy?

Trick ass mark: Dat ol Harlem Globetrotter, punk ass, nigga ass, bitch ass, buster ran off when I told him im havin his children.
by Ampresandman February 7, 2012
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goobert

A really good kid and all that has a high coolness rating and can make any person laugh.
On a cruise, the goobert constantly caused a green eyed girl to laugh her head off.

The goobert was the big cheese at his local high school.

The goobert caused the girl to laugh when he opened his eyes super wide.
by Goobert22 June 19, 2013
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gobert

1: to act immaturely 2: to infect people carelessly
That dude Gobert my door
by HankReardon77 March 15, 2020
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Goobert

A quirky, funny and adorable wife or girlfriend. A term of endearment towards all the personal traits that only a husband or boyfriend would find funny.
A: Darling, what are you doing?
B: Watching TV with my two favourite dog print cushions

A: I love you, You're such a Goobert
by Bunny Kings September 28, 2012
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Globetard

Based off the term "libtard"

A globetard is someone who lives in the fantasy that thinks the idea of globalism would work. A globetard spends his or her or whatever it identifies as (because it commonly identified as something that's not real) saying that the idea of a world government would work because everyone would work together to eliminate the evil bankers and elites, and everyone would prosper. Commonly points to the EU as an example, although ignoring the fact that the EU was built up by the elites. Also, they live on the notion that everyone loves everyone and with the press of a button, they will end racism and discrimination. Usually between the ages of 12-21. Usually college student who picked a terrible major, or a middle schooler/high schooler who thinks their idea can change the world. Or a high school teacher who just wants the benefits and a bigger paycheck.
Kid #1: Yo bro, a world government could totally save us! Like all the leaders of the world come together like the EU! We could crush the elites and end inequality! Bro we can do it!

Smart Kid: Why would the leaders of the world who already took huge loans of money from the elite to create wars and chaos across the world, come together for peace and harmony? Maybe we should just shrink the size of the government so it has less power, so the elites can't dominate it anymore.

Kid #1: Bro? Bro? That's racist you bigot! This is the future! Progress bro we're gonna unite and the world will be beautiful!

Smart Kid: You're honestly such a globetard. You live in a fantasy world where you think everything can work out with a huge and powerful government.

Kid #1: *doesn't have the mental capability to respond as they were utterly destroyed by facts
by OMGdude July 2, 2016
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