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Grendel

A female of a most certain significant level of haggardness; a female who possesses high levels of cellulite and rolls while containing more than one chin; a beat chick.
When Nick sobered up, he realized that he had fucked a Grendel.
by megahoner69 December 9, 2009
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Glendale

A city in California that is about 87% filled Armenian people (aka ARMOS, the second hairiest creatures in the world, next to gorillas)

First of all, Armos speed down Broadway, Orange Grove, every street in Glendale....reaching speeds of up to 65 mph

Other than the Armos, Glendale has a nice Mall, the Americana, and would prolly smell nicer with no armos due to their horrible, Orangutan like stench.

If u ever go to the Wilson Mini Park, you will find that the old men and women would be yelling at you and attacking you if u ever make noise. You will also notice that old men GAMBLE for foodstamps and etc.

ALSO there is a sign in the park that says no smkoing within 25 feet of playground, and you will notice VERY CLEARLY that old men will either be smoking cigarettes, pipes, or mini-hookahs from 5 feet away of the playground!!!!!!!

Sooooo.....my point? Glendale is PARADISE CITY for any Armos.
ARA BRO LETS GO WILSON MINI PARK AT GLENDALE AND SMOKE IT HOOKAH OVER DARE...

ARA MAMA KUNEM BROOO MAMA JANNA KUNEM
by CareBear10 August 18, 2008
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glendale heights (gh)

a town in illinois that is NOT AT ALL GHETTO YOU STUPID BASTARDS THAT SAY IT IS. We only had wat 2 shootings and drug bust but overall its not ghetto. If you want to see ghetto go to the south side of chicago, now thats ghetto. Also we don't have illegal immigrants so back off. Our town isn't that special but watever thats how we live. The only bad thing around here is our strict police force (not as strict as our neighbor carol stream's police). So don't talk shit about our town especially you glen ellyn kids who get high and drunk (under-age) at your huge house parties cuz u don't know shit about our town so back off.
Our town glendale heights (gh) isn't ghetto. If you wanna see ghetto go to the south side of chicago.
by real glendale heights resident October 14, 2011
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Glendale-ian

An Armenian person living in Glendale, CA
When System of a Down blew up on the radio, all these hessian Glendale-ians came out of nowhere!
by MeLJ05 January 25, 2010
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glendale

Glendale is neighborhood full of parents that have lived there their whole life and their kids rep "G-Hood" and they all end up in metro or forest hills. No one knows what or where Glendale except middle village. Glendale up ghood up!
GIRL:Hey have you been to Glendale ?
Boy: yes I've been to Glendale once?
Girl: where In Glendale?
Boy: that mall in Glendale I think it's called atlas ?
by GHOOOOOD April 24, 2017
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Glenelg

A bog in Scotland, populated by about 4 people, most of which are still living in bothys, such as the Suardalan Bothy.
Not many people dare to go to Glenelg without good reason, as to get there, you have to cross the "Mam Ratagan", a hill which isn't difficult to cross for locals, but tourists wet themselves once they get past the carpark on the Ratagan side of the hill.
Nothing really happens there apart from "Drams in the Field" which is mainly just a piss up for lots of Plockton High School people.
Although only 4 people live in Glenelg, there is almost a church per person there - 3.
Calum: Did you see the x-factor last night, Jimmy?
Patrick: No, of course he didn't, they haven't invented the television in Glenelg yet.
by A Glenelgian December 6, 2010
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Grendel Shot

The shot in a porno where all you see is a set of balls slapping against a woman's vagina from behind.
Sally and I were watching "Pokeherhaunches:The Tight Indian" and I was getting all hot and bothered until the 30 second Grendel Shot.
by heavyarmament September 2, 2014
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