gayer than Al

Or gayer than Bri, or John, or Pete, or Shawn, or Bob, any name really. Just as long as you use someone in the room with you. For example lets say you're at a party and you spill your beer. If you shout "Gayer than Scott!", everyone will laugh at Scott instead of you. This tactic works great in crowded areas to take the focus off of you when something doesn't go your way. Try it on your friends next time you're out. It's hilarious.

You sunk my battleship! Gayer than Al!!

by "Biff Rinaldi" April 10, 2009

gayer than a rainbow

Basically, you're gay as fuck. Nothing is gayer than rainbows.

Have fun being a fucking homo for life dude. (i support u <3)

" You're gayer than a rainbow dude!"
" i know."

by CinnamonRol~ February 21, 2017

Gayer than fuck

Hella gay the gay of the gayest

"The outfit she was wearing was gayer than fuck"

by Hottopic77 December 20, 2018

gayer than treharn

Listen to “I just fucked your bitch in some gucci flip flops” to hype yourself before going to a apple orchard with your girlfriend

“Did you see that dog collar that butch bought?” “ yea that shit is gayer than treharn”

by $p00n$ October 22, 2023

gayer than a bag of rubber dicks

Describing any situation that you feel is lame, boring, or otherwise below your standard.

Hey dude, this party sucks.
I know man, it's gayer than a bag of rubber dicks. And that's pretty gay!

by Akamaitek August 18, 2006

Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes

When something is SO gay, an orgy of strictly men just couldn't compare.

THAT sounds Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes, using semen as lube.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

gayer than AIDS

an allusion to the hugely spread misbelief that only gay people could get AIDS

"I can't believe we have another test...that's gayer than AIDS"

by hawhaw November 22, 2007