gaster blaster

Sans' guns pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

Sans: I'm gonna freaking kill you.
Frisk: But saaans...
Sans: WITH A GASTER BLASTER!!!
Frisk: ded

by chara the human :) May 22, 2017

Charles Gasparino

Charles Gasparino is an American journalist,
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.

Let Charles Gasparino know that his wife’s boyfriend is here to pick her up

by 💎MF🙌 December 19, 2021

Gasserole

Find a large rectangular casserole dish. Layer two inches of Ranch Style beans with chopped onion combined with a jar of minced garlic and a dozen chopped hard boiled eggs. Puree a pound of boiled brussel sprouts with heavy cream and spread over the beans. Brown a pound of spicy breakfast sausage and layer over the puree. Prepare one box of Stove Top cornbread stuffing and layer on top. Garnish with anything that looks creative and causes gas.
If people are reluctant to try the Gasserole, you may puree the dish in a blender and serve in one of those cool looking sombrero hat style chip and dip plates. Guaranteed to liven things up in the office.

We were supposed to have another boring pot luck dinner at work so I made a Gasserole to inflate the fun factor.

by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012

Random Gapper

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.

Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.

by mammoth boy May 27, 2011

gasserole

a casserole, or other hot dish, that causes a bad case of gas or an intestinal holocaust.

Aunt Cheryl's holiday gasserole wreaked havoc on our drive home.

by camarks December 26, 2009

Gaser

A useless member of society. Can commonly be found stealing money from his parents, buying drugs, or bragging on Instagram. They usually wear Adidas tracksuits, Nike shoes, and are commonly skinheads. They can be found in South Slavic countries such as Croatia, Serbia and Bosnia. They commonly use the phrase "Ide gas!"

Person 1: Jesi vidio onog gasera na Črnomercu?
Person 2: Ne to je bio fake gaser, on nije čak ni jednom ukrao novce od nikoga.

by Yeeghis Khan March 12, 2020

Gasperger's

A variant of Asperger's Disorder (a mild form of Autism), with the most prominent symptom being a marked social skill deficit in knowing the appropriate time to flatulate.

-"Why did Raymond break wind in the middle of today's church sermon" "Oh he can't help it; Raymond suffers from Gasperger's."-

by Dr. Anna Freud September 18, 2010