Garf-Shnarf

When you are taking a bath and you fart and its sqeaks. Then the bubble pops and it smells terrible!!

WOW!!! that was a smelly Garf-Shnarf!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

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garf weed

Marijuana that looks, smells and tastes like dirt. The bag of pot usually has a shitload of seeds and stems.

Jimmy Boy is selling garf weed again. It tastes like Mexican dirt weed.

by JoeyBomm March 19, 2021

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garf-nut

One who is garfing, i.e. eating like a pregnant lady.

How is my little garf-nut?

by Jeni February 18, 2005

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Garf's Law is a law used by people who extensively say phrases like "not funny didn't laugh" on people's memes, or people who just micromanage humor. This word is related to words like band kid and Normie for the reasoning that people who follow Garf's Law are quite unfunny. This definition came from the ifunny user "allhaillordgarfield" and how he would consistently comment "not funny" on people's profiles, even though a lot of users found him quite "unhumorous". The word was invented by the ifunny user "AnnoyingOrangeFanPage".

"Some dude just commented not funny on my meme."
"What does he post?"
"Cropped hentai and Twitter screenshots."
"Ah, Garf's Law at work."

by Miltank_ July 11, 2020

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Garf motor

In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"

"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"

"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"

"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."

by Poohbah540 September 6, 2013

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