The Dirty Garf

Cook a family style Lasguna at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for one hour.
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.

Dirty Garf recipe

1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna

1 tarp
Guy #1 " Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"
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The title the glorious Garfield took up as he began his 10,000-year reign over mankind as their emperor.
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Garf motor

In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"
"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"

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"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."
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Garf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles
Watch talking to Tina , her breath smells like she's a garf.
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Garf

Verb Garf/garfing

Garfing is when you combine Morbius and Garfield to create a garf

It holds more power than palpatine
Obama is Garfing everyone

I did a garf near my uncle
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Garf

A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.

Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.

Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.
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Garf

The act of using ones Vagina as a suction cup. (e.g Suctioncup Window Garfield)
My sister Heather tried to clam slam my dad's car and garfed herself of the window.
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