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Garf

An oversized infinity scarf worn by an effeminate sister in your local Gayborhood.
Oh HONEY, that garf is FIERCE.
by Garfunkle73 November 24, 2016
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Garfing

The act of committing a garf - to goof, miss an obvious point, or do something in a half-assed manner. Reminiscent of Garfield, carrying the connotation of doing something in a lazy manner without necessarily meaning to be lazy, rather, it is in the garfer's nature to be such. To garf often involves becoming so overwhelmed by the amount of information available that one simply cannot process it, glazes over, and retains nothing. For one who garfs, this amount of information tends to be much less than would overwhelm the average person.
Maddison's really garfing on these questions - she didn't understand what we were asking at all.
by Raccoon Lord August 30, 2024
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Garf Karf

Person 1: look at that Garf Karf! How ugly!

Person 2: There is a skinless body behind the KFC I work at
by The Bigulus Testiculus May 5, 2023
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Garf Hound

A person who goes around sniffing girls' bicycle seats.
I caught him sniffing that girl's bicycle seat. He is a confirmed garf hound.
by Dosh0622 December 3, 2014
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garf

ew
by dez_dez February 24, 2022
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garf

An enlightened socialist hive mind that, accidentally, mastered the ability to control and manipulate space time. Their appearance reflects Garfield from the critically acclaimed comic strip of the same name. Their only form of communication is through light-sounding grunts.
Garf: garf sounds
by civiliangarf May 29, 2018
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Garf

Nicole is a garf
by Squaddies December 25, 2024
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