W.u.d.g.b.e

Abbreviation for what’s understood don’t gotta be explained which may be used in text messages.

Carl:aye don’t Tell my girl about this
Phil:bro you already that w.u.d.g.b.e

by Hoodrichtavitay November 11, 2019

e.g.b.a.r.

everythings gonna be all right

Hey man e.g.b.a.r. dont worry.

by nasa homie August 19, 2009

S.M.N.G.B.S

Super
Mega
Not
Gay
Butt

Sex

What else do you need to know.

Person: ay wanna have S.M.N.G.B.S.?
Other Person: whas dat
Person: lemme show u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by PopperOfCherries May 17, 2018

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020

y.a.n.g.b.

an acronym for a terrible thing for a woman to say to a smitten man-"you're a nice guy, but..." it usually means that the woman in question wouldn't be caught dead with the poor dope, but she doesn't want to make him mad or sad, for whatever reason. this phrase is right up there with the more well-known saying "can't we just be friends?", which of course means "i don't want to know you exist, but i don't want you to think i'm a bitch just because i wouldn't date you if you were the last man on earth." ladies, girls, women of the world, can't you turn us down politely and let us know you're just not interested in a romantic relationship with us?

larry-"hey, uh, carrie, i was wondering if you'd like to go out with me sometime, like out to dinner or to a movie or somethin'"
carrie-"gee, larry, you're a nice guy, but i don't think i can go out with you because (insert lame reason here.)"

LATER THAT DAY-
carrie, to her friends-"holy crap, can you believe that big fat ugly stupid dork had the nerve to ask me out? what does he think, i'm a blind desperate retard?"
MEANWHILE, ACORSS TOWN-
barry-"hey, man, so did you ask her out?"
larry-"yeah, but she gave me the old y.a.n.g.b. goddamned stupid stuck-up little bitch."
barry-"sucks to be you, moron!!"
larry-"gee, thanks, asshole. with friends like you, who needs enemies?"

by earpuller November 21, 2007

L.G.B.T.Q.

A brutal socialist terrorist organization that is hell-bent on forcing Christian conservatives not to behave like total pieces of shit.

Mr. Porterfield said the L.G.B.T.Q. was responsible because he is an uneducated piece of trash.

by stock2mal February 13, 2019

I.G.B.F.

Acronym for I Got Brain Fucked.

"Today, I found out how long pi really is. 3.141592653589793....." IGBF or I.G.B.F.

by RNICK March 17, 2010