Feed the pepper

The act of briefly pouring a drink down ones pants onto their genitalia. It is done mainly with beer or other alcoholic beverages while at parties or pregames.

“Yo, Tommy! Feed the pepper, my guy!”
“Alright, but I don’t really want to spill beer down my Lulu shorts!”

by Peppgod69 October 16, 2017

Pendulum of Freedom

When a man stands with his feet more than shoulder width apart and swings his hips to make his testicles sway.

After catching a touchdown pass, the tight end put his hands on his hips and engaged the pendulum of freedom.

by Schmuckums February 18, 2011

fuck em and feed em fish

A saying you use when someone of higher authority tells you to do something but you don't really want to do it. Maybe you still do what they asked but you half ass do it, then say "fuck em and feed em fish.

Weston: "Hey Chad, are you gonna do your job?"
Chad: "Hell naw, fuck em and feed em fish!"

by the true definition April 10, 2015

night feeder

One who has sex after nightfall. Moreover, one who has secret liasons after nightfall to elude detection by others.

She's nothing but a nasty night feeder; her trade would rumble in the light of day.

by Michael James April 27, 2005

It was in the news feed

An excuse you can use after Facebook creeping and getting caught. It always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.

Sarah: "Are you creeping on me? How did you know I commented on that picture?"
Derek: "No, it was in the news feed!"

Sally: "Like OMG he is the best BF ever!"
Jared: "You mean Braun?"
Sally: "How did you know he was my BF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"
Jared: "It's been in the news feed."
Sally: "Sure."

by Tom's Mugshot January 1, 2011

Freedom Wank

The first wank after a long exam season. Involves screaming, "FREEDOM!" enthusiastically at the point of ejaculation.

Saul: Mate, I just had an incredible Freedom Wank.
Tom: Oh yeah I heard! I thought you were watching Braveheart.

by TomAndSaul June 5, 2014

freedom of bullshit

The truth behind the “freedom of speech” argument put forth by Mark Zuckerberg.

Facebook supports all ads placed, no matter their origin or content, in an effort to strengthen freedom of speech which of course is more accurately freedom of bullshit which of course is ultimately to support his freedom to pursue the god of green.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2019