Pretty much the worst gift that I ever received. I ended up skinning it and discovering a wonderfully mechanical robot-looking creature beneath the woolly mess. Furby pelts are great gifts for those with understanding senses of humor.
by Pingaling June 16, 2007
A small, nylon-fur covered nuisance given to children to scare them out of real pets. Spying device (See military code specifying that furby may not enter areas where special clearance is required.) And general boon to the working adult, furby is nothing more than a bit of backfired reverse-psychology.
"174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy)."
---Quoted from SkippyList.com
---Quoted from SkippyList.com
by Churusaa April 26, 2006
An evil toy that used to be popular in the 90's i had about 8 of them. i used to put them in the dark so they would fall asleep and shut up. when they malfunctioned they would make a really annoying sound that wouldnt go away unless you smashed it against the floor
by Holly Matronic April 25, 2007
a small, annoying, fur-covered dreature that used to be a popular toy with children. The main reason people buy furbies nowadays is to destroy them with a group of pals. Furbies are demonic little bastards that deserve to die. Seriously, furbies are satanic and they should all be smashed with a sledgehammer.
Common methods of killing furbies include microwaving them, dousing them in gasoline and setting them on fire, holding matches under the circutboard to fry the circuts and make he furby make a sound similar to a copy machine, running them over with SUVs, smashing them with sledgehammers, drilling them, blowing them up with firecrackers, bashing them against brick walls, pissing on them, putting them on railroad tracks, bitch-slapping them, feeding them to hungry cats and dissolving them in muriatic acid.
I personally recommend putting them in microwaves.
I personally recommend putting them in microwaves.
by Mr. Stiffy October 02, 2007
a cat that is crazy/weird enough to:
A. try to eat your foot
B. jump up a flight of stairs
C. climb the dog
and D. watch TV intently
A. try to eat your foot
B. jump up a flight of stairs
C. climb the dog
and D. watch TV intently
by A+H=4eva February 18, 2011
{fur-beed}:
~to be furbied, adj, state:
Getting so wasted on pills/mdma (mainly) and other narcotic substances after depriving oneself of sleep for days on end that the induvidual's behaviour deteriorates to that of a complete mong and is practically brain-dead. This ussually has the result on the induvidual of utter clumsiness, stupidity, nervous wreckage, and most noticably, a wide-pupilled, gurn-munchingly shocked, Elijah Wood-esque facial features. ie. Like a Furby.
Goes well with the prefix 'Fuckin'
~to be furbied, adj, state:
Getting so wasted on pills/mdma (mainly) and other narcotic substances after depriving oneself of sleep for days on end that the induvidual's behaviour deteriorates to that of a complete mong and is practically brain-dead. This ussually has the result on the induvidual of utter clumsiness, stupidity, nervous wreckage, and most noticably, a wide-pupilled, gurn-munchingly shocked, Elijah Wood-esque facial features. ie. Like a Furby.
Goes well with the prefix 'Fuckin'
1. He'd been awake since Tuesday and after the rave on Friday he was furbied as fuck.
2. He didn't even attempt to clean up the drinks he'd spilt as he was too fuckin furbied.
3. He double dropped and then took some CK. After his third tab of acid he was completely fuckin furbied.
4. Did you see his face? He was fuckin furbied.
5. Go home you fuckin furby!
2. He didn't even attempt to clean up the drinks he'd spilt as he was too fuckin furbied.
3. He double dropped and then took some CK. After his third tab of acid he was completely fuckin furbied.
4. Did you see his face? He was fuckin furbied.
5. Go home you fuckin furby!
by rasfuk September 23, 2006
some sort of electronic cross between a penguin and a guiney pig covered in fur. often given to children, resulting in backfire upon giver, causing it to be thrown out a window. an absolute cheap piece of shit that's annoying as hell. furbys can be 'taught' words...you can also 'pet' them by touching a sensor on their back, and blind them by putting you hand over thier light sensor. coloring your furby with markers was common to younger kids to 'make them prettier', others prefered to cut their hair or step on them (similar to dressing a barbie doll vs. ripping its head off). also sometimes used as in insult to people.
by Frankenstein2 November 22, 2006