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Fondling Illini

2023-24 version of Fighting Illini men’s basketball team, seeded 3 in East Region
The Fondling Illini were up just two points with 14 minutes to play as nd my bracket was about to go bust — but in the time it took me to switch channels from CBS to the live stream they were up 19.
by Seldom Seen Smith March 21, 2024
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Fondling Illini

2023-24 version of Fighting Illini men’s basketball team, seeded 3 in East Region
The Fondling Illini were up just two points with 14 minutes to play as nd my bracket was about to go bust — but in the time it took me to switch channels from CBS to the live stream they were up 19.
by Seldom Seen Smith March 21, 2024
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Funkling

When a child with a father cuts off their fathers sack in order to make water balloons and throw them at Kroger, or any grocery store.
Im gonna go funkling at the local kroger
by JocelMan April 21, 2024
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Fondling

A group of Pedophiles is called a “Fondling”
Walking past the playground is a “Fondling”. Identifiable by the thin moustaches and dark glasses.
by User195 June 12, 2024
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Funding Behavior

The way in which one acts or behaves to maintain within the boundaries outlined by a person, company or agency in control of which narratives are acceptable and those that are not. Usually for financial gain.
The church leader's funding behavior often leaves the congregation spiritually underwhelmed. But they did add two new wings to their admin building.
by JewishLightning January 6, 2025
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funding ejaculation

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "ejakulasi dana" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you spend much of your money right after you obtain some money.
I just got my paycheck, and before I knew it, I had a funding ejaculation—bought the latest iPhone and a bunch of latest AAA video games!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
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excessive funding

(From the National Football League's penalty for 'excessive celebration') Said of a website that either requires you to remember yet another password or is loaded with so much advertising and pop-ups, yet has content that might be useful to you, as to be unusable. A website that doesn't pull its load.
User goes to interesting-looking site, gets bombarded with pop up ads only to find that you need to create a log-in to get the content.

Referree says: "Excessive funding...10 yard penalty..."
by Braveheart The Brat-Free May 24, 2014
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