FUMP

once you are done fucking a girl,you feel like dumping her and you do it for a new one .

jack : damn,im sick of this fat bitch
mike : aint she worth a shot ?

jack : hell yeah,im gonna fump her !

by Hojatkermani June 12, 2017

fump

The act of bumping fists.

"Your spicy chipotle sauce is the bomb. Give me a FUMP!"

"Hey bro, give me a fump..."

"Fump IT"

"Fump yeah!"

"Can't fump this"

by Oakland speaks February 16, 2013

gorrest fump

The alternate version of Forrest Gump starring Al Gore.

Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump

by TWC.TV November 30, 2015

Fump Rod

Any long stick or pole that can be used to poke and/or prod someone repeatedly. After poking someone, the holder of the Fump Rod must shout "Fump Rod!" loudly and with pride. Often leads to irritation and anger by the person being poked.

Person 1: *Jabs random person with stick* Fump Rod!
Random person: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!

by gamerking60 November 20, 2007

Jiggle Fump

A sex position in which a man's butthole is spread open 7 inches and 2 raccoons are inserted.

I had a good jiggle fump with Jerry last night and we spent the entire night in the ER.

by FumpDaddy November 6, 2019

Truck Fump

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

Trump is suing states and filing for election results to be suspennded? Truck Fump.

by Telephony November 5, 2020

Gorrest Fump

1) When 2 lesbian midgets fuck while both simultaneously on their periods.

Gorrest= the most gorey
Fump= midget sex

"Life is like a box of bloody midget sex..."

- Gorrest Fump.

by foresthump November 5, 2013