fume-dog

To be absolutely fucking fuming but you're so off the scale of fuming that you are fume-dog.
Not to be confused with an angry dog.

Joseph : *says something in Spanish*

Ross : *Replies in Spanish*

Joseph : *Laughs at Izzy in Spanish*

Izzy : Stop talking in Spanish, we're in fucking England... I'm absolutely

Everyone : FUME-DOG

by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019

Fuber

When your game is so good your uber driver ends the trip to fuck you.

The act of fucking an uber driver.
I fubered the driver.

by FatChickWhisperer December 31, 2019

shit fumes

1. The stench that lingers like an evil apparition following the act of defecation.
2. A portent of the aforementioned act.

"OMG open the window you bastard, your shit fumes are choking me"

by UrbanSport November 11, 2012

Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.

Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

by ChemistOfTheMonth September 3, 2018

funeral for a friend

One of the most awesome Welsh bands to ever make it. Not just loved by emo kids.The lyrics are thought-provoking and meaningful, the riffs are stunning, the drumming is powerful, and unlike many bands, when funeral for a friend play live, they sound alot better than they do on the album, which is a rare thing. Casually dressed and deep in conversation/ Seven ways to scream your name should be in any rock fans CD collection

funeral for a friend rock! they are amazing and ive seen them 4 times live!!

by lea_lea_lea July 27, 2004

fummer

the short season between summer and fall when everything is perfect for everything. The morning air is crisp, evening breezes cool, the middays sunny but not too hot. The best foods are at their peaks, and children run around with peach juice running down happy faces. Not too cold to relax in the sun, not to hot to bake chocolate chip cookies. Memories of summer fun melt into anticipation of cozy rainy days curled up with a blanket and a good book.

The perfect fummer day is spent hiking through the woods picking and eating blackberries as you go.

by permaculturedreams September 2, 2010

Meat Fumes

Odiferous eminations resulting from an all protein diet.

1. After Maynard ate that whole chicken, the meat fumes coming from the shitter were unbearable.

by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 20, 2007