Fuck-flustered

The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.

Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.

by PhoenixTH August 29, 2023

flushtered

The feeling of terror you are stricken with when you flush the toilet at a party...and the water level keeps rising and rising before finally draining.

"Dude, Kim's toilet went to the lid before it drained. Talk about flushtered, I was scared shitless with those girls waiting to go after me."

by bluegrassg8r January 18, 2009

Covering Flush

The act of flushing the toilet while simultaneously dropping a turd to cover the noise made while one is pooping.

I had to poop in my boyfriends house for the first time, so I layed down a covering flush because of my uncontrollable explosive diarreaha.

by Jacobazzi Lambrusco August 24, 2010

Triple Flusher

When requiring three flushes to remove all fecal matter from the toilet.

After cloging the toilet with poop, Evan flushed three times and said, wow! A triple flusher!

by Rodd_Snyder July 20, 2006

Four Flusher

a person who makes false or pretentious claims; bluffer

Jane thinks she has everything, but all she is is a four flusher.

by jeteye July 1, 2010

flusha

A gamer who’s probably wall hacking, but you have no proof. Shoots trough smokes and occasionally locks on to player through walls.

*gets killed through a smoke grenade
“Damn I got flusha-ed” followed by “that cheating fuck”

by I am bob “^w^” April 14, 2019

Flushit

The act of shitting and pressing the toilet flush button at the same time to reduce the "shit stench". For example - when you are at your girlfriend/boyfriend house when you first get together and they don't think that you actually ever shit.....
Flush + Shit = Flushit.

The friends were all over our place and I was busting for a turd ...the kitchen table is right beside the dunny. So I disappeared for a moment and did a flushit.

by Pattoson January 3, 2023