Futz

Wasting time doing nothing.

I should have known he’d be late again, always futzing around!

by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022

futzing

messing around on a computer for longer than an hour organising folders in alphabetical order etc.

by matt. L October 13, 2003

nuckin futz

fuckin nutz, mixed up.
means -- going crazy.

I got high yesterday and when my parents found out, they went nuckin futz

by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 29, 2003

feltzer

The Feltzer is to a woman's vagina as a soul patch is to a man's face.

Nikki lowered her skirt to reveal her Feltzer.

by asterix299 August 14, 2006

Fulton

Fulton, New York was an industrialized city that contained several manufacturing plants such as the wool and Nestles first US chocolate factory. Known as the city that missed the great depression, things took a turn for the worst during the recent recession. This resulted in closing many factories and the loss of jobs including the shutdown of the towns hospital. Fulton could be a hidden goldmine if someone would invest money to create jobs there but it is full of houses for sale or foreclosed. The sign into Fulton reads, City With A Future. Fulton was named after Robert Fulton, Inventor of the Steamboat. The high school there, G. Ray Bodley is well known for their wrestling team known as the Fulton Red Raiders.

Residents of Fulton used to look forward to the lingering smell of Chocolate in the air from the factory, home of the crunch bar.

by usedtolivethere April 4, 2011

the fulton

Filling up a man or womans asshole with peanut butter then eating out the asshole or fucking the asshole letting the person getting fucked lick the peanut butter of off the penus.

Hey baby can we try the fulton? I even bought some peanut butter.

by AliZain666 January 22, 2007

Fulton

Someone who has a MASSIVE ego. Usually they think they are the shit and just can't stop talking. Ever. They are incapable of keeping their mouth shut and never run out of steam, especially when talking about themselves.

Derived from Robert Fulton, who is widely credited with developing the first commercially successful steamboat.

Mom: Hey, honey, how was your day?
Son: Sucked total balls, Mom. Some lard ass Fulton kept harassing me all day about how awesome he was, so I socked him in the face during third period.
Mom: ....
Son: Hey, that bitch had it comin'!

by Derektheyeti November 3, 2011