multi-fucktional

being capable of staying alive and performing your everyday tasks while you're fucked up by life!
in other words, fucked up but still multi-functional

Shelby has been really fucked up lately! but damn he's awesome
he still manage to be multi-fucktional

by Sparklz bitch! April 26, 2019

fucktional

--adjective
1. To be able to take part in sexual activity following a period of time where one could not due to medical or personal issues.

2. To serve a purpose related to sex.

Following the birth of their son, Bill hoped his wife would be fucktional again sooner than she was for the birth of their daughter when he went four months without sex.

by quazy_quisp September 30, 2009

Fuckticious

Originating from the word 'ficticious' meaning something is not real or never really happened.
Fuckticious-one who has never been laid before but thrives off of telling people of his/her sex stories

Dude your stories are so fuckticious its clear you've never gotten poon.

by city schlikers February 21, 2009

fucktitude

one's attitude in which they just dont give a fuck.

Jax: "Fuck work! I'm just gonna go in today and pull a Peter Gibbons!"

Wax: "That the fucktitude! You're living the Peter Gibbons Dream."

by JE_Klektik April 26, 2006

Fucktion

The suction created in the vaginal or anal region during intercourse. This physical phenomenon will not occur with small cocks. It, in fact, takes a considerably large one (typically) to accomplish this feat. Other items can be used to accomplish this doe.

Jenny-"So, how was Paul last night?"
Laney-"He was fine."
Jenny-"Was he big enough for any fucktion?"

Laney-"Please, he wasn't nearly big enough... fortunately he has other ASSets that compensate for his small ass dick."

Jenny-"Damn, it's hard to find someone big enough for that doe"

by dav-o April 24, 2014

Paranormal fucktivity

A sound when you hear fucking or people having sex.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear that?
Guy 2: It's Paranormal fucktivity

by Davzz101 January 4, 2013

Fucktionary

The proper name for a dictionary that doesn't contain the word you are looking for..

"This dictionary doesn't have 'Honorificabilitudinitatibus' what the hell?"

"It's not a dictionary then, it's a Fucktionary."

by sddsfhsdhfjkdshfsdkjteyr September 27, 2011