fucknut

What happens sometimes at Christmas time. One see's a nut, and one fucks it...although I wouldnt..

!I could screw some nutella, dear!

by Jim Hodgson October 3, 2003

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fucknut

a person who like fucking or sucking nuts

Sam and Sarah

by g-man February 8, 2003

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fucknut

a gay when used towards guys and just a really retarded moronic person if used towards a girl.

Jimmy: "hey! im really hyper! do you want to chat! omg this is so fun! i feel drunk dude! lyke o-m-i-god!!!"
Ren: " O.o shut the hell up you fucknut...."
Jimmy: "What is that?!"
Ren: "Its a homo you homo-sex-u-al..... -_-'"

by ren-chan December 28, 2005

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Fucknut's Stalker

A slithering, slimy, liberal piece of crap without a life who if he had the means to get a life or get get laid might mellow out. He jocks Fucknuts and sends him E mail asking him if he can perform oral sex on him. Everyone on the Asheville, NC wishes Fucknuts would just blow a load in his mouth so he would quit being so annoying but Fucknuts thinks more of his semen to just discard it on the tongue of such a loser.

Look there's fucknut's stalker making an ass of himself yet again.

President Obama just introduced legislation officially discarding The Constitution and instituting Soviet Communism. Fucknut's stalker is going door to door in support of it.

by Fucknuts Sr. January 1, 2011

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