Fuckdate

When you update an app on your phone but it ends up being absolute shit! The app crashes all the time, has multiple bugs that need fixed, etc.

Me: "Lover did ya update StarWalk2 yet?"

Lover: "Yes I did!!! And if you haven't yet, DON'T! It's a god damn fuckdate! Just keeps crashing and crashing

by KellMaRa January 4, 2023

National Fuck day

On April 29, Couple’s and non couples celebrate this day with hard core sex. It marks the day that several of the planets align and increases sexual drives of both parties.

*planets align.

Person #1. Hey it’s April 29, let’s fuck!

Person #2. Well yeah since it’s National Fuck day.

by National holidays365 May 28, 2018

fuckdamnshit

A combination of fuck,damnandshit. It is used to express both anger and frustration over an event or conversation.

After trying to get the computer fixed, the motherboard fried. Fuckdamnshit

by fatherdan August 22, 2007

fuck day

A day that you say the word fuck or a day you fuck someone.

Let's fuck today. Why? It is a natural fuck day.

by Ajauytudmemn October 28, 2019

National N and L names fuck day

A day where people who’s names start with N and L must have sex on May 15th

Luci: I’m so excited to fuck Nicole today for national N and L names fuck day
Albert: Wow I sure wish I could celebrate a day like this

by nives24645 May 14, 2021

fuckdance

Dance in a sublime way that indicates you have lost your wallet i.e. with your hands sweeping the ground.

"Tommy B was so megatronned on those snowballs he found eight wallets fuckdancing"

by Tommy B August 31, 2005

National fuck day

April 25

I wanna fuck you on national fuck day

by Felicitylynn May 25, 2018