fuck me

a word you yell when you are mad
fuck me.... I dropped the soap.
by solmel1 September 09, 2019
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FUCK ME

Me:FUCK ME MOMMY. MOM: Your penis is only one inch though sweetie.
by HelpIHaveDeppresion February 08, 2019
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fuck me

"Oh, fuck me, I forgot."
by Thaddian January 13, 2016
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fuck me

meaning i want to you fuck me really hard <3
girl one; FUCK ME SO HARD

girl two/boy one: i will you slut
by aneemoo March 08, 2022
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Fuck me boots

Fuck me boots, are just that. The art of having sex with a pair of women's boots. Full length zippered boots work best as cum catchers (as my old girl friend used to call them)In zip boot place in vinyl or leather side into and around whole crotch area with the shoe part of the boot sticking up out of your underpants and lay on a pillow and enjoy your wife, girl friends, sisters, mothers, etc boots) You may also place the second boot on a pillow at your face for kissing and licking.
'Image not really into it tonight after an exhausting day. Why don't you just use a pair of my 'fuck me boots' and enjoy them. Just make sure you clean them up good after your done with them'
by Vinylist January 19, 2014
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Fuck me eyes

Eyes were people think you want to fuck them.

Sometimes though it’s just there eye shape
-guy across the room- “she has fuck me eyes, I’m so getting laid!”

-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
by Robert._. November 07, 2019
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Fuck Me Jerry

A term used when you want someone to get their hot dick in your ass.

For best results, scream it in the middle of intercourse. Instant boners will appear in the next neighborhood over if you scream this phrase loud enough.
by pussydestroyer69dude June 11, 2016
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